The Unfiltered Farmwives

The One Where Kelly Waited FOREVER to Hit 'Publish'

Yep! This one has been waiting on me for FOREVER to edit and publish! But, that's just life sometimes.  
However, in this episode, Kelly + Carolyn talk about...
Carolyn's family trip to Hawaii
Kelly's vacation plans for Florida
The absolute HELL of Louisville Farm Show week
The new family addition to the McCormick family of a bonafide crack rat.
My apologies for how long it took to edit and publish this episode.  I'll try and do better -- but I probably won't.  😔

The One Where We Work With Our Husbands

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about...
reading minds while working with our husbands
tempers flaring while working with our husbands
violent hand gestures while working with our husbands

The One Where We "PIVOT" into 2024

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about....
Why Christmas just felt off this past year
Goals for 2024
Envy over Joanna Gaines' garden
Carolyn's family going to Hawaii
Turning 40 and 48 years old

The One Where We REALLY Talk About Bras and Carolyn TP’ing Kelly’s House

Shoutout to our friend Bethanie who let us know last Saturday night that the audio file uploaded to the last podcast was an older podcast and not the one described in the episode description!  
Here is the CORRECT newest podcast episode.In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss...
The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning
The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses
How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months

The One Where Carolyn TP’d Kelly’s House

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss...
The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning
The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses
How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months

The One About Our 1980’s Childhood ’Vacations’

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about...
their less than glamorous childhood vacations
the #1 documentary they think everyone should watch
their love Christian Laettner
and how exactly they manage to put hundreds of miles on their cars each week - all within 5 miles of their homes

The One Where Nick + Tony Join Us

In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives" podcast, our husbands, Nick and Tony, join us to discuss...
Gender reveals + Diaper Parties (sorry if we offend anyone with our strong opinions on these...we'd had a few!)
 
 
Spring planting
 
Elderly escorts (yep! you read that correct!)
 
Our favorite tiktok accounts we obsess over

The One Where Kelly Breaks Down Crying (Geez....)

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about...
Juggling work demands with family priorities.
Being ambitious in your 20's vs content in your 30's and 40's.
The 'trad' subculture we keep hearing more and more about.
Raising kids with 'more' vs what we were raised with.

The One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear

**Maybe not for young ears.**
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like...
Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies.
Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.'
The sticky part of pads do not stick to womens' bodies.
Farts that go up the front of your underwear vs the back.
Are you as uncomfortable reading this as I typing this???  If your answer is 'oh my gosh, yes!' then this episode is just for you!

The One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly Questions

In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before.  And they dive into some *great* topics like...
The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection.
Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the things.
Kelly flying to Russia shortly after 9/11.